I Got Cha 

© accioloki

butterflies-and-teeth:

the-vashta-nerada:

one time in college i had this guy friend and we were pretty close and i’d vent to him and maybe twice or so i’d be like “oh i’m having my time of the month it sucks” and eventually during certain times of the month he’d start texting me extra nice messages and that’s when i realized he memorized my period schedule

if this story doesn’t end in them getting married I don’t know why the world even exists.

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mister-smalls:

nylooms:

tupacabra:

image

it’s a metaphor

The best part is that the crab is the symbol for the zodiac sign Cancer, so in a way even the crab itself is a metaphor

The Fault in our (Lob)Stars

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I’m scared to grow up. what if I end up alone. what if my career choice plummets. what if all my friends are happily employed and in relationships. what if no one wants me.
I don’t want to grow up.

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fuckyeahhayleywilliams:

jennamcdougalls:

Careful by Paramore, live in Nashville [video credit x]

:)))) Thanks so much for crediting my video! :D

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hemmoan:

my dash did the thing and it did not dissappoint

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inkimyewetrust:

Better than this years entire show

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e-upepsia:

happy earth day

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jolivet:

teamladsvsteamgents:

hurdygurdyflurdy:

I don’t know which is better, the fact that this commercial exists or that it’s for a real product.

Lemme fucking tell you something, this shit fucking WORKS. Like damn we have a bottle at my house and IT’S FUCKIN GREAT.

I kept seeing this pop up during my Youtube searches and I FINALLY WATCHED IT AND I AM SO GLAD I DID.

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atomicairspace:

copperbooms:

when did tumblr collectively decide not to use punctuation like when did this happen why is this a thing

it just looks so smooth I mean look at this sentence flow like a jungle river

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katyapryde:

My cousin has two deaf parents and just posted 

You don’t know the struggle until you run out of toilet paper and everyone in your house is deaf.”

and i’m laughing reALLY HARD

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That guy in the background

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attack-of-yaoi:

dirkstridersexgod:

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

hats off to you tumblr

you even made water a creepy pervert.

WATER.

NO HARU NO WATER FOR YOU

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judicial-thesis:

dutchster:

dutchster:

i love being in people’s dreams

well unless i get killed or something

Once my friend had a dream that there was a serial killer at our school and everyone went behind bulletproof glass but I got distracted by a butterfly and got killed

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jellybabiesandjammiedodgers:

so i’m watching some idiot show on syfy about nerd weddings

and there’s this woman going on about how she wants a GoT themed wedding

and i’m just like

are you sure

are you really sure about that

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jon to neda: OH MY GOD WE'RE 'JEDA'
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